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Jan
06
2012

2012 Movie Picks

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It’s a fresh new year with what seems like an equal amount of awe­some and ter­rible movies set to hit the big screen. Actu­ally, let’s be honest, it will prob­ably be more bad than good, but the excel­lent ones tend to make up for that.

I’m excited for quite a few movies this year, but these babies are movies I’d line up to see opening night:

PROMETHEUS

What’s up, Ridley Scott? Wanna make a sweet looking scary space movie about the ori­gins of humanity? Swell. I’m in. Fea­turing your 2011 boyfriend, Michael Fass­bender, con­tin­uing on his path of awe­some­ness. The trailer to this movie is so good I’ve been known to watch it on repeat. Prometheus is def­i­nitely my most antic­i­pated film of the year,

HUNGER GAMES

Because I read the books and, dare I say it, we need a new YA fran­chise to obsess over now that Harry Potter is on the way out. Gary Ross is an unusual director for this, but the trailer looks great and I like the casting.  I *might* not see this opening weekend due to the fan girl effect, but it is a def­i­nite must-see.

THE WOMAN IN BLACK

Speaking of Harry. The 1989 orig­inal made-for-TV British film has one of the scariest moments ever. EVER. Hope­fully this remake stays creepy. Rad­cliffe plays a young lawyer who travels to a wee town where ghosts are causing trouble.

DJANGO UNCHAINED

O hai, Mr. Taran­tino. Plot syn­opsis of Django Unchained: With the help of his mentor, a slave-turned-bounty hunter sets out to rescue his wife from a brutal Mis­sis­sippi plan­ta­tion owner. Plot syn­opsis of the 1966 film Django: A coffin-dragging gun­slinger enters a town caught between two feuding fac­tions, the KKK and a gang of Mex­ican Ban­dits, and is caught up in a struggle against them. HMMMMMM!

WORLD WAR Z


A post-apocalyptic zombie horror based on the book by Max Brooks. I can’t handle how good this could be. Brad Pitt plays the Gerry Lane char­acter, a UN rep­re­sen­ta­tive who inter­views sur­vivors of “World War Z.”

THE INNKEEPERS

This is tech­ni­cally a 2011 movie, but it’s finally get­ting a wider release this year. Ti West is one of my favourite “new” direc­tors and I’ve been yearning to see this for a while. It fol­lows two employees of an inn that is closing who seek to prove that the place is super-haunted. I’m going to guess and say they’re prob­ably right.

SILENT HILL: REVELATION 3D

Don’t judge, but I loved the first Silent Hill movie. And the games. Nerd alert. Chances are this won’t be as good as the first one, but I’m still excited. I’m actu­ally sur­prised that it took this long to come out with another SH film. This time, the Harry Mason char­acter of the first and third games is the star.

THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

This movie has been kicking around for YEARS and seems weirdly sim­ilar to THE CORRIDOR, but Joss Whedon + horror = I’m there. Check out this beau­tiful syn­opsis: Five friends go to a remote cabin in the woods. Bad things happen. …amazing.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER

I want to see Abe Lin­coln fight vam­pires, OK? Espe­cially vam­pires with slave-owners as side-kicks. What?

THE LORDS OF SALEM

OK, first listen to this. Yeaaaah. I’m pumped for Rob Zombie’s third orig­inal fea­ture. Let’s forget about the Hal­loween movies and get excited for this. It’s about a DJ who unwit­tingly unleashes 300-year old witches who I’m cer­tain will be looking to cause some trouble. Lords of Salem is the third film from Haunted Films, the first two being Para­normal Activity and Insid­ious.

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

BATMAN! C’MON!!!!

THE AVENGERS

THE AVENGERS! YEAH!!

*EDIT*

We have another one.

SILENT HOUSE

IMDB sez: Trapped inside her family’s lake­side retreat, a young woman descends into mad­ness. I say: this movie was done in one shot (sup­pos­edly) and roles out in real-time. I liked the orig­inal 2010 film from Uruguay which was made for a mere $6,000, so I’m inter­ested in seeing what this will look like with a budget.

OK, Internet. What movies are you excited to see this year? Please tell me. I want to know!

2 Responses

  1. I want to see all of these. Plus Tinker, Tailor, Sol­dier, Spy (I’ll watch Gary Oldman in any­thing — but espe­cially in a spy movie) and the Great Gatsby with Leo DiCaprio & Carey Mulligan.

    January 6, 2012 at 3:47 pm   Reply

  2. I agree with you entirely about World War Z. I love Brad Pitt and I love zom­bies so com­bining the two has such poten­tial for awe­some­ness. I can’t think about it or my brain might explode from anticipation.

    January 6, 2012 at 6:58 pm   Reply

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